*click* *whirll*
-power on-
[i3Ghz] Memory.. check! IDE drives… check! Booting Windows… Done!
I’M READY! Now what? Now what? Benchmark? Heavy Rendering Application? LET THEM COME! I’m Hyper-Threading with expectation! 
[demonzey] Azureus.
[i3Ghz] Starting Azureus… Done! Next!
[demonzey] Internet Explorer.
[i3Ghz] Wohoo! Internet Explorer… Done! Next!
[demonzey] *click* *click* *tec**tec**tec**tec* *click* <close>
[i3Ghz] And now Master? PCMark 2005, huh? c’mon, i know you want it too.. 
[demonzey] Word.
[i3Ghz] Better than nothing i suppose… Word.. Done!
[demonzey] *click* *click* *tec**tec**tec**tec* *click* {save} {close}
[i3Ghz] Let’s play a little in Maya? 3DStudio? …. MS Paint? Anything!?
[demonzey] {logout}
[i3Ghz] Nooo!! Master! Don’t leave me!
[i3Ghz]Master?… 3.000 Mhz and i´m left running windows and Azureus… All i can do is play a lot of IDLE THREAD… 
[i3Ghz]I suppose it’s better than being shutdown… 
[i3Ghz] *sniff* I’m so sad i could hang… *sniff* I’m all alone. There’s no one here beside me… :’-(
Bonus para quem souber de onde é a última frase.